new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
God I need to hump something, right now.
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