READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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