Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
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