You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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