I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
two words...techno handjob
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Randomize
