You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
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