If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I didn't shave. On purpose
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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