They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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