Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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