@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
My bed smells like the plague
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