So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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