who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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