Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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