After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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