I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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