I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I just had sex on a roof
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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