I wanna passion pit in your ass
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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