carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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