And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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