did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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