He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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