We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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