Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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