By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Randomize
