if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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