You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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