just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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