If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
How external is "for external use only"?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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