Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Randomize
