Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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