i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize
