I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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