the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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