No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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