My friends, they love my intelligence
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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