Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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