if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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