So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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