Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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