Tell her she can't have a vagina
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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