I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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