Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
someone owes me an orgasm
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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