In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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