And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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