U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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