Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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