She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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