I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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