you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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