Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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