do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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